Thursday, October 05, 2006

And for the ultra paranoid...



Now you too can know when your nads are about to glow in the dark. Thanks to our enterprising friends at NukAlert, you can have a keyfob that will shriek loudly so you'll know you're about to have a slow death thanks to radiation poisoning.

If you're worried about annoying the public with that noise, I wouldn't be. They're going to die with you too.

If only that strange almond smell would go away.

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