Monday, July 18, 2005

IKEA Phu><0rz!



Okay, you'd think i would learn from Andy's wonderful experiences at IKEA, but hey- i'm a dumbass.

So sunday i get up nice and early, call IKEA to see if they have the bit i need (i'm not that much of a dumbass), and upon receiving comfirmation - i'm off!

I get there, and of course they're out of stock. I just wanted a nice leather ottoman thing to be an ottoman/coffee table for my living room.

no joy.

so i made that 45 min drive each way, fought my way through birkenstock wearing lesbian couples, gnarly old men and their wives griping about prices as they (presumably) were shopping for their college freshmen daughters, and a small army of smelly foreign people who were looking get some good american/swedish deals to take back home(?) with them.

ikea blows monkeys.

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